Where's The Baby's Wedding Going To Be?

WHOA! Slow down people. We're not that far into this thing. My mind can only process so much planning. People are telling me that if I want a good kindergarten I need to start now. Hold on, our child is just over 1mm in size and I'm supposed to be thinking of this? The other day, Katrina was handed a flyer which said:

MIDDELTON'S DAY CARE CENTER

FUTURE LAWYERS & LEADERS DIVISION

• A Full Day - 7:00am - 6:00pm - Nursery School thru Kindergarten Academic Program
• Brand New State Of The Art Facilities
• Pre-School, Pre Law Training
• Visits With Judges, State Senators and other officials
• Foreign Language Studies
• Arts and Crafts, Story Time, Music Time, Games and Puzzles

I have visions of my child standing up and saying "The chair would like to yield back to the distinguished gentleman with the chocolate milk, and then we'll take a 15 mintue recess for potty-time."

Let's just hope that Music Time doesn't consist of "Let The Eagles Soar" by John Ashcroft. It's almost tempting to let our child attend this school so he/she can dismantle it from the inside. Hold rallies and ask the policticians about universal health care.

Absent-Minded Moments of the Week: Missing a subway stop. Forgetting to put the top on the blender before making a protein shake.