Creepy Frickin' Toys

I really REALLY hate it when I hear Alina's singing/teaching dog toy say "Peekaboo! I see YOU!" from the toybox. THE TOYBOX. It's touch activated! No one is touching it in the toybox! This particular toy can say or sing about 20 different things. Does it sing Paddycake? No! Does it sing Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes? NO!! It says PEEKABOO, I SEE YOU.

Hey Chuckie, wanna play?

I work up the nerve to take the thing out of the toybox. You know, to see if it attacks. I grab it by the head, the only place to touch it without activating it, and place it on top of the toybox. It sits for a second and says in a singsong voice, "SOOOOO BIG!" What, are you mocking me, dog?! Are you insulting the fact that it took me about 5 minutes to decide whether or not to open the toybox? I huff and sit back in my chair. Then about 20 seconds later the dog comes at me again with "I LOVE YOU!" You can't fool me into a false sense of security, singing demon-pooch! I know you're evil.